Одна из моих любимых:
The Doctor: History says there was an explosion here. Who am I to argue with history?
Rose: Usually the first in line. Это о Тардисе.
The Doctor: The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door. And believe me, they've tried. Почти как в анекдоте, только у Джекки ружья нет, чтобы предложить настойчивее.
Jackie Tyler: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: Yes, you are.
Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie: Well, anything could happen.
The Doctor: No. Rose: If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a Northчитать дальшеЗолотые слова. Но если бы все вели себя правильно и осмотрительно, приключений и обнаруженных тайных заговоров было бы на порядок меньше.
The Doctor to the cat: You know, one day— Just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "Don't wander off" thing. Nine hundred years of phonebox travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me.
The Doctor: Mr. Spock?
Rose: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name. Don't you ever get tired of Doctor? Doctor who?
The Doctor: Nine centuries and I'm coping.
Rose: Okay, so he's vanished into thin air. Why is it always the great looking ones who do that?
The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Rose: I mean... men.
The Doctor: Okay, thanks. That really helped.
А это светлый момент в очень страшной серии "Пустой ребенок". Желаю Доктору побольше таких в его долгой жизни.
The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!
Вся серия была уморительна (за исключением тех мест, когда она была традиционно страшной). А обед Доктора с пришельцем - это нечто.
Secretary: The Lord Mayor says, Thank you for popping by. She'd love to have a chat but she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps if you could make an appointment for next week.
The Doctor: She's climbing out the window, isn't she?
Secretary: Yes she is.
Lackey: If you're not holding us hostage then open the door and let us out. The staff are terrified!
The Doctor: That's the same staff who execute hundreds of contestants every day.
Lackey: That's not our fault. We're just doing our jobs.
The Doctor: And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now back off
The Doctor: If I'm very clever—and I'm more than clever, I'm brilliant—I might just save the world. Or rip it apart.
Rose: I'll go for the first one.